Once upon a time, a boy bought a house. After much toil and travail, he and his girl stood proud and mighty next to their half-finished crowning achievement. Then, without further ado they opened their doors and rang out "Hark, come and partake in celebration of this, our wonderous abode."

Okay, who are we kidding? We're a LOOOOOOOOONG way from half-finished. The house doesn't even have drywall in certain sections, but we've got a toilet and a fridge, and that's really all you need to throw a class-act party. And anyway, we've got an ass load of stuff to celebrate (Errek's birthday, Christina's birthday, Errek's new job, the house being moderately comfortable, International Skeptics Day...the list goes on and on) So, come out. We'll have beer, mixers, and jello shots, but you're welcome (read: encouraged) to bring you own tasty beverages.

Map to Pleasant Valley Ranch, aka 2806 Garwood St

P.S. You're encouraged to dress like a handyman. If you don't we'll just assume you came dressed as your favorite tool.

P.P.S. Big thank you to Amy for modeling the latest in tool belt fashion. We <3 you mucho!